Benny - The Paladin that is a part of the Google Legion, who is also our Hero
Levi - The Hobo that happens to appear in every town Sometimes appears near battle with food.
Alex - Piano Playing Minstrel
Jared - The Final Boss of the main quest
Erik - The Prophet who later becomes an Assassin
Google - The God
Cheddar/Ethan - The Owner of Google Land Cheese
Keonna - The Oracle
Tucker - A first boss of the main quest that thinks he has laser eyes, but fails miserably every time
CJ - a Mage Mercenary in the Mage's Guild
Rick - a Warrior Mercenary in the Fighter's Guild
Carter - A evil-possessed hero who becomes the third boss
Chris (H) - A troll-like boss with out-of- tune senses.
Brenda- The Second boss, a small goblin with supernautral powers.
Qui-Gon Binks- some crazy man who thinks his name is Scott Petersen who claims he is from Kearney, Nebraska but is really from an underwater city
In a land known as Google Land, there has been several internal minor conflicts, but in the history of Google Land nothing big has ever happened, however, soon, something will happen that will require teamwork. Google Land is known for being an island type thing shaped like a giant "G". There are several kids being strangled by members of an odd race called "teachers". There are also several broken windows in several buildings across the countryside. The prison is full and the only reason why there is so much insanity going on is because they don't have a spot in the prison for everyone, so they just rotate people out.
TasteVille - the closest town to Cheddar's cheese farm, also the home of the Headquarters for Google Land Cheese.
Guesston - The eccentric home for fortune tellers and ghosts. Located In Noob Land.
Ultimopolis - The capital city as well as a great place to find Mercenaries. Located in Google Land.
Fort Port - once a hub town for travelers and merchants. Now invaded by the Teacher Faction. Located on the border of North Noob Land and Google Land.
Chedder City - The only city in Chedder Land.
Flame Place - Found in South Noob Land, it is always on fire and no one seems to notice. The population seems to drop everyday.
Fort Prinny- A small fort located north on Ultimopolis. Has a small garrision of Yahmoolions storm troopers.
A region in the south that is ruled by noobs.
a region in the north that is ruled by noobs elitest.
The area between North Noob Land and South noob land.
The region located to the west of Chedder Land.
A group of elitest noob that contral North Noob Land.
The common enemey that is stupid, and moves in a large group, rangeing from ten to one hundred in groups. They commonly are used to guard North Noob Land. Tucker is the choosen leader of the idiots.
The common person in that lives in Chedder Land and South noob Land.
A store that sales stuff for cheap prices. Their leader is a goat. They are a neutral party that resides in Chedder land.
A small merchant guild that are found in North Noob Land and South Noob land.
A follower of Yahoo. A common foe to the Googleist. They move in small groups commonly lead by people who make blogs for no reason. They reside in North Noob Land.
A faction that follows Chedder, they are composed of Cows, and smaller animals. They are allied with Google Land. THey contral South noob Land and Chedder Land. They tend to move in mass number. They are engaged in invadeing the Teachers faction on the south front.
A group that is the is follows Google.
A neutral-hostile faction, little in known.
The army of Googleist, they defend Google Land holding the idiots at bay. They often are well equiped. They are the main army of Google Land. They are allied with the factions Chedder, Walmark and Cheddervillaions.
The God that is well known, is also worshipped in Google Land.
Yahoo, commonly heard in North Noob Land, where it is worshipped.
Wiki, a neutral god massive well worshipped in Chedder Land.
Benny, follower of Google, a lesser god who worships Google.
The god of firewalls.
God of programing
The god of the idiots, Tucker.
A frog thatl loves to jump over things and avoid being ran over.
A powerful cyborg that has taken on hordes of Flood and wikis.
Little is know.
God of shipping and handling.
A robot that is bent on destroying Google Land.
Benny's Version of the Spam God Article