Tucker Martin Is A Boy Born In January 24 1993, Although He Often Lies About This For Unknown Reasons. He Also Died Once. He Got Better Though.
Birth
At The Time Of His Birth He Was Able To Kill An Army Of 16 Ninjas When Where He Then Proceded To Crap In The 17th's Mouth Killing Him. The Other 13 Ninja Proceded To Run Away Like Little Girls
Kindergarden
At 5 Years Of Age He Went To Leonard Lawrence Elementry. Then He Proceded To Fly Into The Air & Destroy The School 10 Minutes Later.The People Of Nebraska Then Proved How They Were Similar To The Japanese By Rebuilding The School In Time For School The Next Day. He Proceded To Curse The Construction Workers With The Explodening.
Time At Alpha
Eventualy He Was Sent To a School That Thought It Could Take Him. He Killed The Offending Teacher's By Replacing Their Blood With Fire. He Then Walked Home After Throwing A Brick At A Rabbit.
The Inbetween Times
During The Time Inbetween Alpha & The Resource Center He Was Sent To Another World Entirely. Once There, He Wandered A Bit Until He Met A Red-Haired Boy Eating Paint Chips Under Some Power Lines Named Mag. They Then Decided To Find The Armor Of Invincibility.
Later.
They Then Wandered Into The Giant's Forest & Got Lost After Finding 2 Jewels, 1 Red With A Lion In It, The Other Black With A Bison In It. Then A Giant Showed Up. Ryu Then Sent Mag On His First Act As His Personal Meat Shield, Distract The Giant While He Read. Some 2 Minutes Later Mag Landed On The Ground Bleeding Heavily. Then A Spear Impaled The Giant
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